If there’s no comfortable way to really get that skin directly on the rustiest parts, consider balancing yourself against old chains or a pipe. Nothing says “masc and natural” like putting your naked ass on stuff that looks rusty and scratchy. This says “I know what cowboys do!” and also demonstrates your ability to engage your core in a practical setting. One of the best things you can do when you’re wearing just a cowboy hat and boots, is balance on a single unfinished fence beam. Brace it against a chair! Flop it onto a table! Wrap it around a life preserver! The key is to make it seem like a natural thing you’d definitely be doing anyway. If you’re lucky enough to be a Dad on a Boat, showcase your erect dad peen with some boat furniture. You didn’t get an all-over tan just to hide your ballback from the camera, did you? When you’re done with the tools, climb up to the roof and check out what’s going on there! Really spread your legs apart and flex your lats as you step off the ladder, to share how it would look if nobody were there to see you do it. If you’ve got the flexibility to make it happen, place your feet 2-3x shoulder width so your audience can really see the chainsaw and your furry, sweaty hole. This lets the viewer know you’re serious about the masculine energy you’re trying to convey. If you’re working with power tools in your shoot, make sure you’re always wearing your toolbelt.
Feels comfy, yeah? Really convey that comfort with some early 80s duck lips.īonus points: pull your butt open wide with your free hand so those briefs get so deep into your hairy hole you can never wear them in public again. When you’re balanced on a post made for tying up horses, be sure to lean way back and pull your underwear up into a tight self-wedgie. Kick one leg up to the top of the bulldozer’s tire and stretch the other one clear out of the frame while you lean casually back into the metal window frame. When you’re posing in a refurbished electric chair naturally placed in the middle of a doorway, be sure to use everything at your disposal: Kick that foot up onto the door frame! Show off that ballback! Grip your dick unnecessarily tightly while you thumb your balls.įeels natural, right? Try saying “ thursday!“Ĭonsider the construction site as a setting! Be sure to avoid sitting on or near any part of the heavy machinery there actually designed for sitting. Find ways to mount it so that it really becomes part of the fantasy. If you have a couch to work with, don’t just sit on the couch like any average Joe. Really press the side of your face into the fencing or wall behind you. Why sit regular? Fling one of your legs completely off the bench and into the gravel. If you’ve never had photos taken of yourself totally naked and/or bonered up, a surprising thing that arises almost instantly is “wtf am I supposed to do with my body?” My theory is that this is why so many photos end up being just bland, artless close-ups of dicks, instead of the artful masterpieces of these kings:
So let’s look at some vintage 70s/80s dudes showing off their very best, most natural Top Model poses.
It’s Friday! And I don’t have the energy to come up with a whole essay about how this thing is problematic or how that thing should be emphasized more. Tips from the pros of yesteryear to help you achieve a very natural aesthetic in your dong pics.